Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
Apostle: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be